PUBLICATION 15-B / SECTION 10 — FREQUENTLY SUBMITTED INQUIRIES
FAQ
§10.1
General
- What in tarnation is Taxed.gg?
- A deadpan US-IRS-themed web3 idle-strategy tradin' game on the Hive blockchain. Not a financial product. Not tax advice. Just a game, cousin.
- Is this real?
- The game is real. The blockchain is real. The IRS parody is parody. Ain't no revenooers really comin' fer ya.
- Why does it look like an IRS form?
- 'Cause it's a parody of an IRS form. The aesthetic is intentional — we're committed ta the bit.
§10.2
Workers and Agents
- Kin I own both Workers and Agents?
- Yessir. Most enrollees hold a mix. The marketplace lets y'all rebalance over time.
- How's Agent grade determined?
- Grade gits rolled at mint time from the seeded grade-weight distribution and it's permanent.
- Kin I upgrade an Agent?
- Nope. Grade is fixed at mint. What y'all roll is what y'all git.
§10.3
Cashin' Out
- What happens ta the tax if no Agents are stakin'?
- It burns. Ain't no Agent recipient, so the tax amount gits removed from the WAGE supply. Gone in a puff of smoke.
- Do I need an Agent stakin' ta cash out?
- Nope. Any Worker owner kin CASH OUT once the minimum accrual is reached. The Agents collect whether they want to or not.
§10.4
Skedaddlin'
- Is the coin flip truly 50-50?
- Yessir, modulated by the seeded seizure percentage. The RNG is server-seeded and the seed gits persisted. Provable.
- Kin I see the seed?
- Mint seeds gits persisted; quit seeds gits persisted per decision. Audit tooling is post-MVP.
§10.5
Marketplace
- Kin I list a stakin' Worker?
- Nope. Unstake first by CASH OUT or SKEDADDLE, then list. Them's the rules.
- What if my listin' expires?
- The NFT comes back ta yer inventory. Y'all kin re-list anytime — no hard feelin's.
§10.6
Wallet
- What if I send HIVE from the wrong account?
- It gits held fer manual refund. Open a support ticket and we'll sort it out.
- What if my withdrawal fails on-chain?
- The Hive broadcast pipeline retries with node failover. Sustained failures return the amount ta yer in-game balance. Don't ya worry.
§10.7
Security
- Kin Taxed.gg steal my funds?
- Not unilaterally. Both yer PIN and our server secret are required ta decrypt yer active key. We don't hold yer PIN, cousin.
- What if I forget my PIN?
- Funds protected by that PIN are permanently unreachable. Ain't no recovery. Write it down.
§10.8
Technical
- What blockchain?
- Hive mainnet plus Hive Engine fer the WAGE token. Both real, both verifiable.
- Is this open source?
- Not at MVP. Maybe down the trail.