PUBLICATION 15-B / SECTION 10 — FREQUENTLY SUBMITTED INQUIRIES

FAQ

General

What in tarnation is Taxed.gg?
A deadpan US-IRS-themed web3 idle-strategy tradin' game on the Hive blockchain. Not a financial product. Not tax advice. Just a game, cousin.
Is this real?
The game is real. The blockchain is real. The IRS parody is parody. Ain't no revenooers really comin' fer ya.
Why does it look like an IRS form?
'Cause it's a parody of an IRS form. The aesthetic is intentional — we're committed ta the bit.

Workers and Agents

Kin I own both Workers and Agents?
Yessir. Most enrollees hold a mix. The marketplace lets y'all rebalance over time.
How's Agent grade determined?
Grade gits rolled at mint time from the seeded grade-weight distribution and it's permanent.
Kin I upgrade an Agent?
Nope. Grade is fixed at mint. What y'all roll is what y'all git.

Cashin' Out

What happens ta the tax if no Agents are stakin'?
It burns. Ain't no Agent recipient, so the tax amount gits removed from the WAGE supply. Gone in a puff of smoke.
Do I need an Agent stakin' ta cash out?
Nope. Any Worker owner kin CASH OUT once the minimum accrual is reached. The Agents collect whether they want to or not.

Skedaddlin'

Is the coin flip truly 50-50?
Yessir, modulated by the seeded seizure percentage. The RNG is server-seeded and the seed gits persisted. Provable.
Kin I see the seed?
Mint seeds gits persisted; quit seeds gits persisted per decision. Audit tooling is post-MVP.

Marketplace

Kin I list a stakin' Worker?
Nope. Unstake first by CASH OUT or SKEDADDLE, then list. Them's the rules.
What if my listin' expires?
The NFT comes back ta yer inventory. Y'all kin re-list anytime — no hard feelin's.

Wallet

What if I send HIVE from the wrong account?
It gits held fer manual refund. Open a support ticket and we'll sort it out.
What if my withdrawal fails on-chain?
The Hive broadcast pipeline retries with node failover. Sustained failures return the amount ta yer in-game balance. Don't ya worry.

Security

Kin Taxed.gg steal my funds?
Not unilaterally. Both yer PIN and our server secret are required ta decrypt yer active key. We don't hold yer PIN, cousin.
What if I forget my PIN?
Funds protected by that PIN are permanently unreachable. Ain't no recovery. Write it down.

Technical

What blockchain?
Hive mainnet plus Hive Engine fer the WAGE token. Both real, both verifiable.
Is this open source?
Not at MVP. Maybe down the trail.