FORM W-4 // HAND
THE HAND
A HAND NFT, staked at the SHACK, accrues WAGE hourly from the global pool. 90% of Gen 0 mints is HANDS. The HAND decides when ta Cash Out — or whether ta Skedaddle.
FORM AL-1 // DISCLOSURE STATEMENT
Y'ALL WORK. THEY COLLECT.
Taxed.gg's a parody tradin' game on the Hive chain.
Stake HANDS. Accrue WAGE. Cash out 80% — or Skedaddle fer it all on a 50/50 coin flip the REVENOOERS is rootin' fer y'all ta lose.
- FILIN'S PROCESSED
- 0
- WAGE COLLECTED
- 0
- HANDS PUT TA WORK
- 0
- REVENOOERS ON DUTY
- 0
PUBLICATION 15-B // WHAT THIS HERE IS
NOTICE O' PROGRAM DISCLOSURE
Two roles. One shared pool. One decision that pays out — or don't.
WAGE hourly from the global pool. 90% of Gen 0 mints is HANDS. The HAND decides when ta Cash Out — or whether ta Skedaddle.
FORM 2848 // FIELD AGENT
THE REVENOOER
A REVENOOER NFT, staked at REVENOOER HQ, collects a proportional share of every cash-out tax and skedaddle seizure. 10% of Gen 0 mints is REVENOOERS. Grade determines share weight. Grade G8 earns 'bout twice the share of a Grade G5.
SCHEDULE M // WAGE SUMMARY
THE WAGE
WAGE's the in-game soft currency. It accrues while y'all are staked. It's split on Cash Out. It's lost or kept on Skedaddle. It's shippable ta a real Hive Engine token at 1,000 per shipment with a 5% burn fee.
Enrollment's voluntary. Compliance's recommended.
FORM 1040-W // CASH-OUT OR SKEDADDLE PROCEDURE
CASH OUT OR SKEDADDLE — PICK ONE
CASH OUT
The HAND keeps 80% of all accrued WAGE. The other 20% goes ta the REVENOOER pool, distributed ta all HQ-staked REVENOOERS weighted by grade. The stake stays active. The clock resets.
CASH-OUT SETTLEMENT — FORM 1099-W
- Accrued WAGE: 10,000
- Owner gits: 8,000 WAGE (80%)
- REVENOOER pool: 2,000 WAGE (20%)
SKEDADDLE
The HAND ditches the stake. A 50/50 determination's rendered by the server. Clean escape returns 100% of accrued WAGE ta the HAND's owner. Seizure transfers 100% of accrued WAGE ta the REVENOOER pool. The stake's destroyed either way.
SKEDADDLE DETERMINATION — SCHEDULE Q
- Accrued WAGE: 10,000
- OUTCOME A (50%): 10,000 WAGE returned — SKEDADDLE CLEAN
- OUTCOME B (50%): 10,000 WAGE snatched — REVENOOERS KEEP ALL
SCHEDULE E // ENROLLMENT PROCEDURE
HOW TA FILE
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ENROLL
Hitch up via Hive Keychain on desktop, or hitch up an existin' Hive handle usin' email and an 8-digit PIN on mobile. Yer active key's encrypted with yer PIN and a server-side secret. Neither half alone is enough, cousin.
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DROP OFF
Send HIVE from any linked account ta @taxed. No memo needed. The drop-off watcher credits yer in-game stash within seconds. Drop-offs is irrevocable once processed.
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MINT
File Form SS-4 ta hire personnel fer 50 HIVE. Server-side RNG assigns yer NFT: 90% chance of a HAND, 10% chance of a REVENOOER at grade G5 through G8. All rolls is seeded and logged fer audit.
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STAKE
HANDS is put ta work at the SHACK, where they accrue WAGE on the hourly pool tick. REVENOOERS is assigned ta REVENOOER HQ, where they git a share of every Cash Out tax and Skedaddle seizure processed system-wide.
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PICK
Once a staked HAND accrues a minimum of 2,000 WAGE, a determination's needed: CASH OUT (keep 80%, remit 20% ta REVENOOERS) or SKEDADDLE (50% chance of full return, 50% chance of total seizure). Ain't no third option, partner.
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SHIP
WAGE held in yer in-game stash kin be shipped ta a tradeable Hive Engine token at 1,000 WAGE per shipment. A 5% burn fee applies. The resultin' WAGE token's visible in any Hive Engine-compatible wallet.
FORM W-4 // PERSONNEL ROSTER
PERSONNEL ROSTER — GEN 0
A sample of enrolled personnel. HANDS produce. REVENOOERS tax. Grade determines REVENOOER share weight by the formula: grade raised ta the power of 1.5.
Personnel files is gettin' processed, cousin. Check back once Gen 0 enrollment opens.
Gen 0 supply: 5,000 NFTs. 10% REVENOOERS. Grade distributed by server-side RNG at mint.
LOOK-SEE ALL PERSONNELFORM 2848 // REVENOOER GRADE SCHEDULE
REVENOOER GRADE SCHEDULE — REVENOOER HQ
Grade determines proportional tax share. Grades is assigned at mint and can't be changed.
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The baseline REVENOOER classification. A Field Agent watches routine filin's and collects a standard share of processed taxes. Entry-level, but still collectin' while HANDS labor. More common in the Gen 0 pool than higher grades.
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The Auditor applies structured review ta all incomin' cash-outs. A meaningfully larger tax share than a Field Agent. Auditors is assigned ta recurrin' accounts and don't stop 'til the ledger balances — in their favor.
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A rare classification. The Special Agent's authorized ta conduct expanded assessment procedures. Tax share's substantially higher than an Auditor. When a Special Agent's in the HQ pool, skedaddle seizures become notably more consequential.
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The highest grade issued. The Commissioner holds 'bout twice the tax-share weight of a Field Agent. Dagnabbit rare in Gen 0 mintin'. A single Commissioner put ta work at HQ alters the tax distribution fer every HAND in every active SHACK.
FORM 1040-P // POOL STATUS
HOURLY POOL — CURRENT RATES
The per-HAND WAGE rate's recalculated on each hourly tick based on the total number of staked HANDS. As enrollment grows, the rate decreases accordin' ta a published piecewise-linear schedule. Rates is tunable by administration without a service restart.
- PER-HAND DAILY RATE
- 2,000 WAGE
- HANDS CURRENTLY STAKED
- 0
- HOURS SINCE LAST TICK
- 0 HRS
- WAGE IN CIRCULATION
- 0 WAGE
Refreshes every 60 seconds. UTC.
LEDGER // PUBLIC FILIN' RECORD
PUBLIC FILIN' RECORD
All cash-outs, skedaddles, seizures, mints, forfeitures, and market trades is written ta the public record in real time. The ledger's append-only. Last six filin's shown.
Ain't no filin's on record. Activity'll appear here as enrollees cash out, skedaddle, mint, or trade.
FORM 1040-AL // MARKETPLACE SCHEDULE
NFT MARKETPLACE — SCHEDULE A
HANDS and REVENOOERS may be listed fer sale on the internal marketplace at any HIVE price set by the seller. Listin's expire after 30 days. All transactions is HIVE-denominated. The marketplace's the only secondary liquidity mechanism available inside the game.
- HIVE-ONLY TRANSACTIONS
- 10% HOUSE CUT ON ALL SALES
- 30-DAY LISTING EXPIRY
- NO ROYALTY STRUCTURE — SELLER SETS PRICE
EXPORT AUTHORIZATION // FORM WAGE-1
WAGE SHIPMENT — HIVE ENGINE TRANSFER
WAGE tokens shipped ta Hive Engine is real, tradeable assets in the Hive ecosystem. The in-game stash's debited. The burn's permanent. The shipped token's transferable.
In-game WAGE accrues as a database stash. At any time, an enrollee may initiate a shipment ta the Hive Engine WAGE token. A 5% burn fee's applied ta each shipment transaction. The most per-shipment's 1,000 WAGE. The resultin' token's issued straight ta the linked Hive account and's visible on Hive Engine-compatible explorers.
PUBLICATION 17 // FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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Nope. Taxed's a game that happens ta use a chain. WAGE accrues 'cause HANDS is staked, not 'cause money was deposited. The chain provides ownership, secondary tradin', and exit liquidity — not a yield mechanism. Play the game, partner. The token's a side effect.
— PUBLICATION 17 § 2.1
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Nope. Desktop users sign in with Hive Keychain, a browser extension. Mobile users hitch up an existin' Hive account with email and an 8-digit PIN. Yer active key's encrypted on our servers usin' yer PIN combined with a server-side secret — ain't no raw key stored. If y'all ain't got a Hive account, the enrollment flow explains how ta create one at no cost.
— PUBLICATION 17 § 2.2
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Yep. SKEDADDLE's a real 50/50 determination. If the server rolls against ya, 100% of yer accrued WAGE's snatched and transferred ta the REVENOOER pool. Ain't no insurance, no reversal, and no appeal process. The odds is stated clear-like on every Skedaddle confirmation screen. If the possibility of total loss is unacceptable, don't press SKEDADDLE.
— PUBLICATION 17 § 2.3
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The mechanical structure's similar: producer NFTs, tax-collector NFTs, cash-out-or-skedaddle decisions, shared pool. The differences is material. Taxed runs on Hive — no Ethereum gas, no smart-contract risk, no Solidity. The REVENOOER theme's a specific aesthetic commitment, not a skin. The economy uses fixed flat rates tunable by administration via the settin's panel, not contract-immutable constants. The public feed's native, not bolted on.
— PUBLICATION 17 § 2.4
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Yep. Taxed's parody. Every page renders a footer disclaimer: A game. Not financial advice. Not tax advice. Certainly not investment advice. No affiliation with any government agency, real or imagined. All REVENOOER-flavored strings live in locale files. In the event of legal pressure, a full rebrand needs only a locale swap — the underlyin' business logic ain't got no agency-specific references.
— PUBLICATION 17 § 2.5
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Yep. Every roll — mint class, mint grade, Gen 1 forfeiture, Skedaddle seizure determination — stores a per-event seed on the database row at the time of execution. The same seed'll always produce the same outcome. Replay tests in CI verify this property on each deploy. The seedin' scheme and replay methodology is published at /docs/security.
— PUBLICATION 17 § 2.6
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Outbound broadcasts — cashouts, WAGE shipments, Gen 1 issuance — is queued as HiveTransactionExecution rows 'fore the DB transaction commits. Node failover's handled by lib/hive_api_module.rb, which maintains a ranked list of RPC endpoints and retries with exponential backoff via Sidekiq. A failed broadcast don't debit the user 'til the delivery's confirmed. Node outages cause delay, not loss.
— PUBLICATION 17 § 2.7
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The ledger's append-only. Every stash movement — drop-off, cashout, cash-out, seizure, forfeiture, market sale, shipment burn — is recorded as a WalletTransaction row with a source label. The operator collects a 10% house cut on all marketplace trades and a 5% burn on all WAGE shipments. Ain't no hidden sinks. The full WalletTransaction table schema's documented at /docs/security.
— PUBLICATION 17 § 2.8