CONNECTION DONE QUIT — SUBMIT PENDIN'
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Wallets
Email + PIN
Google
SUBSECTION 2.1C // LINKED WALLET PROVIDERS
Pick th' wallet provider y'all file under, partner. Active providers show up below. Disabled providers is waitin' on agency certification.
K
Hive Keychain
R
Ronin
A
Avalanche
E
Ethereum
SUBSECTION 2.1A // HIVE KEYCHAIN SIGNATURE
Sign a single-use challenge nonce with yer Hive postin' key, cousin. Desktop only. Ain't no password stored on our premises.
FORM 1099-USERNAME // HANDLE ASSIGNMENT
ASSIGN YER DISPLAY HANDLE
1 · HANDLE
2 · PIN
SUBSECTION 2.1B // EMAIL ONE-TIME PASSCODE
We'll ship ya a 6-digit one-time passcode by certified electronic mail.
PUNCH IN ONE-TIME PASSCODE
Punch in the 6-digit code we sent ta yer inbox.
HITCH UP HIVE ACCOUNT
Supply yer existin' Hive handle and active key, partner. Active key's encrypted at rest with yer PIN; we can't recover it.
SET 8-DIGIT PIN
Yer PIN encrypts yer active key at rest. We kin never recover it fer ya. Lose yer PIN and yer funds is gone — see the acknowledgement below, cousin.
PUNCH IN YER 8-DIGIT PIN
Punch in the PIN y'all set at enrollment ta finish sign-in.
SUBSECTION 2.1D // GOOGLE SIGN-IN
Redirects ta Google fer agency-approved OAuth authentication. An anonymous user record gets issued on first sign-in.
Y'all will be redirected ta Google. On return, a Hive-compatible account gets provisioned automatic-like.
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FORM W-HIRE
GEN 0 — HIRIN' ON NEW HELP
POSITIONS STILL OPEN
4,999/5,000
SIGN ON IN TA HIRE
GO READ PUBLICATION 15-B, 'CAUSE THE LAW'S THE LAW. GEN 0 CAPS OUT AT 5,000. 90% CHANCE YA GIT A WORKER / 10% CHANCE YA GIT AN AGENT. DICE IS ROLLED ON OUR END, FAIR 'N SQUARE. REFER TO /DOCS/SECURITY.
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