SCROLL W-4 // DECKHAND
TH' DECKHAND
A Deckhand NFT, staked at th' Office, accrues WAGE hourly from th' global pool. 90% o' Gen 0 mints be Deckhands. Th' Deckhand decides when to Claim — or whether to Quit.
SCROLL AL-1 // DISCLOSURE STATEMENT
Taxed.gg be a parody tradin' game on th' Hive blockchain.
Stake Deckhands. Accrue WAGE. Claim 80% — or Quit fer all o' it on a 50/50 coin flip th' Crown be rootin' fer ye to lose.
ADMIRALTY CHRONICLE 15-B // WHAT THIS BE
Two roles. One shared pool. One decision that pays out — or doesn't.
SCROLL W-4 // DECKHAND
A Deckhand NFT, staked at th' Office, accrues WAGE hourly from th' global pool. 90% o' Gen 0 mints be Deckhands. Th' Deckhand decides when to Claim — or whether to Quit.
SCROLL 2848 // FIELD PRIVATEER
A Privateer NFT, staked at Admiralty HQ, collects a proportional share o' every claim tribute an' quit seizure. 10% o' Gen 0 mints be Privateers. Grade determines share weight. Grade G8 earns approximately twice th' share o' a Grade G5.
SCHEDULE M // WAGE SUMMARY
WAGE be th' in-game soft currency. It accrues while ye be staked. It be split on Claim. It be lost or kept on Quit. It be exportable to a real Hive Engine token at 1,000 per transaction with a 5% burn fee.
Enlistment be voluntary. Compliance be recommended.
SCROLL 1040-W // CLAIM OR QUIT PROCEDURE
Th' Deckhand retains 80% o' all accrued WAGE. Th' remaining 20% be remitted to th' Crown's Privateer pool, distributed to all HQ-staked Privateers weighted by rank. Th' stake remains active. Th' clock resets.
CLAIM SETTLEMENT — SCROLL 1099-W
Th' Deckhand vacates th' stake. A 50/50 determination be rendered by th' server. Clean escape returns 100% o' accrued WAGE to th' Deckhand's owner. Seizure transfers 100% o' accrued WAGE to th' Crown's Privateer pool. Th' stake be destroyed either way.
QUIT DETERMINATION — SCHEDULE Q
SCHEDULE E // ENLISTMENT PROCEDURE
Connect via Hive Keychain on desktop, or link an existin' Hive account usin' email an' an 8-digit PIN on mobile. Yer active key be encrypted with yer PIN an' a server-side secret. Neither half alone be sufficient.
Transfer HIVE from any linked account to @taxed. No memo required. Th' deposit watcher credits yer in-game balance within seconds. Deposits be irrevocable once processed.
Issue Scroll SS-4 to press-gang personnel fer 50 HIVE. Server-side RNG assigns yer NFT: 90% probability o' a Deckhand, 10% probability o' a Privateer at grade G5 through G8. All rolls be seeded an' logged fer audit.
Deckhands be deployed to th' Office, where they accrue WAGE on th' hourly pool tick. Privateers be assigned to Admiralty HQ, where they receive a share o' every Claim tribute an' Quit seizure processed system-wide.
Once a staked Deckhand accrues a minimum o' 2,000 WAGE, a determination be required: CLAIM (retain 80%, remit 20% to Privateers) or QUIT (50% probability o' full return, 50% probability o' total seizure). There be no third option.
WAGE held in yer in-game balance may be smuggled ashore to a tradeable Hive Engine token at 1,000 WAGE per transaction. A 5% burn fee applies. Th' resultin' WAGE token be visible in any Hive Engine-compatible strongbox.
SCROLL W-4 // PERSONNEL ROSTER
A sample o' enlisted personnel. Deckhands produce. Privateers tax. Rank determines Privateer share weight by th' formula: grade raised to th' power o' 1.5.
Personnel files be bein' processed. Check back once Gen 0 enlistment opens.
Gen 0 supply: 5,000 NFTs. 10% Privateers. Rank distributed by server-side RNG at mint.
VIEW ALL PERSONNELSCROLL 2848 // PRIVATEER RANK SCHEDULE
Rank determines proportional tribute share. Ranks be assigned at mint an' cannot be changed.
Th' baseline Privateer classification. A Field Privateer monitors routine filings an' collects a standard share o' processed tributes. Entry-level, but still collectin' while Deckhands labor. More common in th' Gen 0 pool than higher ranks.
Th' Inspector applies structured review to all incomin' claims. A meaningfully larger tribute share than a Field Privateer. Inspectors be assigned to recurrin' accounts an' do not stop until th' ledger balances — in their favor.
A rare classification. Th' Special Privateer be authorized to conduct expanded assessment procedures. Tribute share be substantially higher than an Inspector. When a Special Privateer be in th' HQ pool, quit seizures become notably more consequential.
Th' highest rank issued. Th' Commodore holds approximately twice th' tribute-share weight o' a Field Privateer. Extremely rare in Gen 0 mintin'. A single Commodore deployed at HQ alters th' tribute distribution fer every Deckhand in every active Office.
SCROLL 1040-P // POOL STATUS
Th' per-Deckhand WAGE rate be recalculated on each hourly tick based on th' total number o' staked Deckhands. As enlistment grows, th' rate decreases accordin' to a published piecewise-linear schedule. Rates be tunable by administration without a service restart.
Refreshes every 60 seconds. UTC.
LEDGER // PUBLIC FILING RECORD
All claims, quits, seizures, mints, forfeitures, an' market trades be written to th' public record in real time. Th' ledger be append-only. Last six filings shown.
No filings on record. Activity will appear here as buccaneers claim, quit, mint, or trade.
SCROLL 1040-AL // BAZAAR SCHEDULE
Deckhands an' Privateers may be listed fer sale at th' internal bazaar at any HIVE price set by th' seller. Listings expire after 30 days. All transactions be HIVE-denominated. Th' bazaar be th' only secondary liquidity mechanism available inside th' game.
EXPORT AUTHORIZATION // SCROLL WAGE-1
WAGE tokens exported to Hive Engine be real, tradeable assets in th' Hive ecosystem. Th' in-game balance be debited. Th' burn be permanent. Th' exported token be transferable.
In-game WAGE accrues as a database balance. At any time, a buccaneer may initiate an export to th' Hive Engine WAGE token. A 5% burn fee be applied to each export transaction. Th' maximum per-transaction export be 1,000 WAGE. Th' resultin' token be issued directly to th' linked Hive account an' be visible on Hive Engine-compatible explorers.
ADMIRALTY CHRONICLE 17 // FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Nay. Taxed be a game that happens to use a blockchain. WAGE accrues because Deckhands be staked, not because gold were deposited. Th' blockchain provides ownership, secondary tradin', an' exit liquidity — not a yield mechanism. Play th' game. Th' token be a side effect.
— ADMIRALTY CHRONICLE 17 § 2.1
Nay. Desktop buccaneers sign on with Hive Keychain, a browser extension. Mobile buccaneers link an existin' Hive account with email an' an 8-digit PIN. Yer active key be encrypted on our servers usin' yer PIN combined with a server-side secret — no raw key be stowed. If ye do not have a Hive account, th' enlistment flow explains how to create one at no cost.
— ADMIRALTY CHRONICLE 17 § 2.2
Aye. QUIT be a real 50/50 determination. If th' server rolls against ye, 100% o' yer accrued WAGE be seized an' transferred to th' Crown's Privateer pool. There be no insurance, no reversal, an' no appeal process. Th' odds be stated clearly on every Quit confirmation screen. If th' possibility o' total loss be unacceptable, do not press QUIT.
— ADMIRALTY CHRONICLE 17 § 2.3
Th' mechanical structure be similar: producer NFTs, tribute-collector NFTs, claim-or-quit decisions, shared pool. Th' differences be material. Taxed runs on Hive — no Ethereum gas, no smart-contract risk, no Solidity. Th' Crown theme be a specific aesthetic commitment, not a skin. Th' economy uses fixed flat rates tunable by administration via th' settings panel, not contract-immutable constants. Th' public feed be native, not bolted on.
— ADMIRALTY CHRONICLE 17 § 2.4
Aye. Taxed be parody. Every page renders a footer disclaimer: A game. Not financial advice. Not tax advice. Certainly not investment advice. No affiliation with any government agency, real or imagined. All flavor strings live in locale files. In th' event o' legal pressure, a full rebrand requires only a locale swap — th' underlyin' business logic contains no agency-specific references.
— ADMIRALTY CHRONICLE 17 § 2.5
Aye. Every roll — mint class, mint grade, Gen 1 forfeiture, Quit seizure determination — stores a per-event seed on th' database row at th' time o' execution. Th' same seed will always produce th' same outcome. Replay tests in CI verify this property on each deploy. Th' seedin' scheme an' replay methodology be published at /docs/security.
— ADMIRALTY CHRONICLE 17 § 2.6
Outbound broadcasts — withdrawals, WAGE exports, Gen 1 issuance — be queued as HiveTransactionExecution rows before th' DB transaction commits. Node failover be handled by lib/hive_api_module.rb, which maintains a ranked list o' RPC endpoints an' retries with exponential backoff via Sidekiq. A failed broadcast does not debit th' buccaneer until th' delivery be confirmed. Node outages cause delay, not loss.
— ADMIRALTY CHRONICLE 17 § 2.7
Th' ledger be append-only. Every strongbox movement — deposit, withdrawal, claim, seizure, forfeiture, market sale, export burn — be recorded as a WalletTransaction row with a source label. Th' operator collects a 10% fee on all bazaar trades an' a 5% burn on all WAGE exports. There be no hidden sinks. Th' full WalletTransaction table schema be documented at /docs/security.
— ADMIRALTY CHRONICLE 17 § 2.8